Hottest Decade Ever Recorded

No, this has nothing to do with the damn population boom we have had for the past ten years or so! I think weather does have substantial effects on population growth, but that would be diving into the unknown abyss of human sexual preference! After all, in the time wherein gay, or lesbian, if you may, marriages are now legal, who would think population growth would be a damn possibility, let alone a problem of sorts! But nevertheless, global warming, caused by that damn ozone depletion thing, is still an ever-imposing problem of the world, and the latest updates on the weather we had been experiencing for the past few years, or approximately a decade, don't even calm my damn nerves!

I think we should all be informed of every bit of change our weather seems to take every once in a while. Thus, I urge you to buy yourselves a high-tech handheld gizmo wherein to monitor the extreme weather changes the whole world is experiencing. I don't think it would save you from a flash flood or something, but I think it would provide you with enough time to either prepare yourselves and be saved, or prepare yourselves to die! This is because, due to global warming, the world seems to have gone absolutely haywire! We have tsunamis engulfing towns, earthquakes damaging cities, and even flash floods submerging whole provinces! If the wrath of God has something to do with these disasters, then I think we should all kneel down before the sun or something!